whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
but guYS WHAT IF
i am laughing so hard omg
DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING
Sam looks like Lord Farquaad
oh mY GOD
The name’s Mickey. Mickey Smith. Defending the earth.
And that’s what I call character development.
WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT MICKEY FUCKING SMITH.
it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.