its to early in the morning for this..
10 seconds in and i am sobbing
I actually think I’m deceased omg
ICA NT DO IT I CANT I CANT O H MY FUCKING GOD
oh my god
Play the audio and let your life near completion.
OH MY GOD WTF
OMFG IM DYING
Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie
I WANA BE THE VERY BERST
LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS
TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST
2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE
I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERD
EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID
PERKEMERN TIS U N ME
I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY
PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND
IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND
POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR
AWR COURERGE WIL PULL US THREWR
U TECH ME AND AIL TERCH YER, POOOKEYYYYMEERRNNN
GOTA CATCH ERM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ERL…
TURBO SHIT MODE
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT JUST THAT
WHAT. IS SHITTING NOW AN INTENSE ROLLER COASTER RIDE?
IT’S LIKE THEY THINK HE’LL FLY OFF OR SOMETHING
T-MINUS 11, 10, 9, 8, 7…
Gotta do some serious toileting.
Okay somehow I find it hard to believe that the act of pooping requires the same safety measures as a fucking roller coaster
hes gonna shit so hard they need that to keep him from flying away from the toilet
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
he stklhdkgf pants
I laughed a little too hard for this
Oh gods what even is this.
This. Is Doing. The most. The utmost.
THE MIGHTY MIGHTY ABENDERS
FEATURING: Korra Stark, Bolin Banner (the Adorable Hunk), Clint BarTahno, Asami Widow, Makodinson, Captain Linmerica, and Tenzin Fury
My friend and I are not even sorry.
jUST CALL ME TONY
i HAVE the army
wE GOT DA HULK IN DA HOUSE
Message from God to Shelbee: “Gonna deliver you some divine punishment in a sec.”
Message from God to hanna: “I am your father.”
Message from God to sammi: “(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゃー！”
Message from God to Tory: “Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!”
omfg, no God.