PSY vs Ke$ha vs LMFAO vs BIG TIME RUSH - Gangnam Blow
Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.
Dick: “No— NO—”
Steph: “You’re lying… Tim… Tim wouldn’t…”
Black Friday has officially begun, may the odds be ever in your favor.
If you ever feel like you’re weak or pathetic, remember:
You live in the most dangerous and hostile country, where every creature is murderous and deadly. You’re automatically more hardcore than any kid in any other country.
Yeah? Come to Detroit.