White people are the police
White people invented the police
White people suck the police’s cock
White people are not killed by the police at anywhere near the same rates as normal people
wait, if we are the police but we also suck the police’s cock does that mean we spend the day auto-fellating?
fucking powerful. and unfortunately true
Tall people are assholes.
im setting myself on fire goodbye
i dont even understand how chocolate frogs would be enjoyable in the harry potter world like for all intents and purposes it acts like a real frog so youd have to clamp it tightly in your hands and then bite its head off and wait for the body to stop convulsing the whole thing sounds awful and what the fuck happens when it starts to melt does it still try to jump and leave increasingly large portions of its body behind, smeared on walls and tables and dying
I made a cover of the Misty Mountains from The Hobbit but I replaced all the vocals with kazoos.